This was originally shown on BBC TV back in the 70's. Ronnie Barker could say all=2 0this without a snigger, though God knows after how many takes.  

The irony is, BBC received not one complaint.

The speed of delivery must have been too much
for the whining herds. Try getting through it without converting the spoonerisms [and not wetting your pants] as you read.......    

This is the story of Rindercella and her sugly isters.      





Rindercella and her sugly isters lived in a marge lansion. Rindercella worked very hard frubbing sloors, emptying poss pits, and shivelling shot.
At the end of the day, she was knucking fackered. The sugly isters were right bugly astards.. One was called Mary Hinge, and the other was called Betty Swallocks; they were really forrible huckers; they had fetty sweet and fatty swannies.
The sugly isters had tickets to go to the ball, but
the cotton runts would not let Rindercella go.  



Suddenly there was a bucking fang, and her gairy fodmother appeared. Her name was Shairy Hithole and she was a light rucking fesbian. She turned a pumpkin and six mite wice into a hucking cuge farriage with six dandy ronkeys who had buge hollocks and dig bicks. The gairy fodmother told Rindercella to be back by dimnlight otherwise, there would be a cucking falamity.

never a big fan of those shows but some times they did do good stuff

Good old fashioned humour , true genuis

I dont  think you appreciate how funny  they were  until  you  look back at some  of the  two  ronnies  clips.
This  one is a classic  with the  fork  handles http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cz2-ukrd2VQ