Two Nuns driving back to the Convent, are waiting at a red light, when Satan appears and dances on the bonnet of their car but as the lights change to green, they speed off leaving lil ole Satan spralling on the road.

    At the next set of lights they are again delayed by a red light, when up pops Satan once again, and attempts to open the car door, but just in time the lights change and off they go...

   Typically, the next set of lights is once again red, and Satan catches up with them and resumes his merry dance on the car bonnet.....

    The 1st Nun says "Sister Mary....show him your cross..."

    So Sister Mary lowers her window and shouts "F@*k off you little b@st*rd, get off the f@*kin car and leave us alone.....!!"

                 

--Last edited by Crofty on 2007-12-16 02:32:28 --

LANGUAGE

WANTED
A member of the forum to avidly check all posts for swear words cussing of any form and or general profanities the only skill needed for this job is that when happening across any of the aformentioned you are to write the word "LANGUAGE" in capital letters in a sebsequent post thus allowing the culprit to see you are very cross indeed. foul language will not be tollerated at any time as we are now bringing this forum into line with the rest of this god forsaken country of ours. "It's the rules man the rules they must be obayed"

                          oh i see the vacancy has been filled!  

--Last edited by grifterman on 2007-12-14 00:50:31 --

     

Sorry father, I'm duly washing mouth out with soap as we speak.....

FAO Little Tommy, aged 7.  ***

Dear Tommy, I'm sorry I used a naughty word in my joke, I hope you understand that only VERY bad grown ups use that word. I promise NEVER to use that word again, I'm sure that Mr. Edwards must be p!553d off at me for making him write the word LANGUAGE several times, it must be getting in the way of him leading his busy life.

Once again Little Tommy.....I'm sorry, and remember, you must not use that BAD word.

Thank you,

Bad Uncle Crofty.

*** Substitute name for any person child that may be offended....

                   

--Last edited by Crofty on 2007-12-16 02:18:24 --

AND REMEMBER CHILDREN, THERE IS MUCH DOUBT AS TO THE EXISTENCE OF SATAN, BUT ON BALANCE, NOT TO OFFEND THOSE WHO DO ACTUALLY BELIEVE IN SUCH THINGS, ITS VERY UNLIKELY HE WOULD DANCE ON YOUR CAR....YOUR AVERAGE CHRISTIAN TELLS US THAT SATAN IS FAR TOO BUSY FOR SUCH TRIVIAL THINGS.

SLEEP TIGHT.

UNCLE CROFTY.

And Just to add to that children, there are No monsters under your beds, They only ever use the cupboards and windows to get into your room. And when it happens you will be using "LANGUAGE" far worse than bad uncle Crofty did. SWEET DREAMS  

--Last edited by jaydog on 2007-12-16 09:59:47 --

think most the kids nowadays would be able to teach us adults a new swear word or two, not the otherway round...lol
cheeky little imps that they are !